Product Description:
This one is tough to write due to matter of trademark and copyright infringement. We’re forced to call this a “flying disc,” which just sounds a bit weird. Nothing to do with the “F word” brand that rhymes with a town in Arizona that goes by the name “Bisbee.” Can’t call the thing one of those. No way. We’ve been warned.

So we’re calling it a “Get Cosmic Dark Matter Gravity-Defying Device” and you can go and throw it around in a field. With other humans. Or maybe just to yourself? Or some ratty dog who likes to jump to catch it? Yer call, bud. Have some fun with this thing.

And remember, as this thing whips through the air, ALL OF US are FLOATING IN SPACE in an EVER-EXPANDING UNIVERSE that just might GON FOREVER into the deep, mysterious INFINITE VOID.

Product Details:
01. Black plastic gravity-defying device that rhymes with, “Bisbee.”
02. 1-color imprint of “Shimmering Silver” ink on “Dark Matter” smooth black plastic.
03. 10-3/4" (DIA) × 1-1/4" (H). Fits all hands.
04. Textured “Grip Zone” for, well, grip. Kind of like an asteroid field? Sure.
05. Perfect circle shape. Feels good in the hand.
06. Durable black plastic.
07. Flies like a real motherfucker.
08. Somewhat limited edition. Get one before they’re gone!
09. Proudly made in the U.S.A.

Other Spirited Uses:
01. Makeshift water bowl for some mangy dog.
02. Backyard mosquito breeding pool.
03. Weed tray, bro.
04. Catch-all for when emptying pockets.
05. Vittle plate.
06. Makeshift paddle.
07. Jumping dog catch thing.
08. Whip it really hard at some flea-bit animal for purposes of quick neutralization. Then, eat the thing and survive the day.