Product Description:
So, we bought this house couple years back. We had big plans. We were gonna add on a “new addition” “off the back” of the place We were going to build a “mini ramp” in the back yard. We had plans for a “sprawling deck.” So far, the burliest thing we’ve used this fucker for is marking where to cut some bathroom moulding. But, don’t use our lackluster performance as an example. Dig deep, buy some wood, get to work, measure some shit up and try not to cut a finger off in the process.

(This was written in 2006!)

Product Details:
01. Standard-issue wood barrel carpenter pencil.
02. 1-color imprint of “Way White” stamped into ”As-Orange-As-Possible.”
03. 7" (L) × 9/16" (H) × 5/16" (D) in dimension.
04. Miles and miles of “mark making” in every unit.
05. “№ 2” medium graphite lead.
06. Featuring our “DDC Northlock” typeface.
07. “Site ready” for many honest trades.
08. Interesting angled edges for lockdown grip.
09 A real hit among the “home renovation” set.
10. Ships unsharpened.
11. Proudly manufactured and printed in the U.S.A.