Product Description:
This was one of those creeper pieces of merch. By “creeper” I mean, it was a bit mysterious.

Product Details:
01. Classic matchbox—and get this—filled with matches!
02. 3-color print on outer sleeve.
03. 1-3/8" (W) × 2-3/16" (H) × 3/8" (d) in dimension.
04. Great for the household shitter, outhouse or camp loo.
05. 20-count box of matches. (I counted just one box, so here‘s hoping thet number holds across the inventory.)
06. Single matchsticks are great for chewing on.
07. Good for candles, campfires, fireworks, camp stoves, pilot lights, illuminating the darkness (preferably some Rambo-esque cave while local yokel Barney Fife cops close in), opening, sterilizing small metal tool tips and/or/in conjunction with wild-eyed, multi-chambered bong rips.
08. Please don't smoke cigs with these. Yuck.
09. I have no idea where these were made. Maybe it was Japan? Sean wouldn’t tell me.
10. Facilitated by our buddies at Brewery Outfitters.